I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”
I thought they were peanuts
At first glance I saw jellybeans
I thought they were babies help
I thought it was a human spine…..
The dicks only make it better
WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.
How Khan was actually defeated.
Khan you dig it?
EDIT: Credit for the McCoy cap is indeed due to http://mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy.tumblr.com/. She has a lovely blog so I suggest you follow her!
my kitten says hello
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.
public school dress code
If there is one thing in my life I regret, it’s not this.
110-year old reusable condoms made from fish bladder (used)
Condoms and the idea of protected sex have been around for a while now, but what might amaze you is how much someone might pay for these used condoms made from fish bladder. Austrian Dorotheum, housed an auction for these five condoms.These condoms could be reused about ten times each.
If you look at the box, there are signs of crosses on the packaging that may indicate how many times the condoms were used before by the owner. You would think that would drive the price down, but no, they sold for 2000 Euros.
How DC ends their movies:
How Marvel ends their movies:
shoutout to trans girls who like to wear “masculine” clothes
shoutout to trans boys who like to wear “feminine” clothes
shoutout to non-binary people who like to wear clothing that people might see as gendered
shoutout to every trans and genderqueer person whose identity is fucking valid forever no matter what they wear or don’t wear
Took my cat to the Vet